Someone, please buy the domain "plant mom"!

Ok, unusual request buttt I'm trying to figure out how to make a garden in a small apartment in the city and it's hard. A lot of the microgreen trays and subscription services are not greatly branded and take up a ton of space. I want something that looks nice in my house while also getting fresh vegetables.

Here is one DTC microgreen service: https://www.hamama.com/
And another one ... https://www.bootstrapfarmer.com/

Love the concept but don't want a ton of ugly trays just stacked up in my apartment.

Am I asking for too much? Please make my dream come true by giving my nicely branded DTC microgreen service while also making me feel like a great plant mom. I'll be your first customer!

P.S: Plantmom.com is available ($7k). I know it's a lot but great branding and a lot of people identify as "plant moms" and you can use this to create a cult following. (I actually don't recommend buying an expensive domain but if you can afford it, go for it!) End rant